January 2010
“You cant not like Dolly Parton! Its like hating kittens.”
– My mother
Banning the dictionary? →
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Jon in RS
Rs Teacher (mr g): Who knows what genocide is?
Jon: Its where someone tries to kill all the people in one religion or place or country etc.
Mr Gerlach: Like hitler and the jews
Jon: And when Doctor Who was gonna kill all the daleks!
from not always right
Me: “Hello, can I help you with anything?”
Customer: “Yes, do you have any scallions?”
Me: “Oh yes, we do. They’re right here.”
Customer: “No, not spring onions, scallions!”
Me: “The two are the same thing. They just have different names.”
Customer: “But do you have any scallions?”
Me: “They’re right here!”
Customer: “Those aren’t scallions, those are spring onions!”
Me: “Give me a moment, let me check outside for you.”
(I go out to the prep room, pick up a crate of spring onions, turn over the ticket and write ‘SCALLIONS’ on the front.)
Me: “Here we are, the last box.”
Customer: “Fantastic! Thank you so much!”
(The customer filed a positive comment about me, and I got a pay rise!)
“gingerangie started following you”
– Danke Shon
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formspring.me
Would you rather be rich or famous?
Rich… NO FAMOUS
No Rich… Yes I think rich :)
Ask me anything
ASK ME SOMETHING :O
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/RosieRagee
“crystalcostadoni started following you”
– Thanks :D
“thisismyatelier stared following you”
– Thanks :O xx
“luckyloser started following you”
– Thanks!
Weightwatchers floor clapses →
“lovelyloana started following you & sportsandserendipities started...”
– Thanks!:)
Very funny →
“Grant my last request and just let me hold you, dont shrug your shoulders”
– Paulo Nutini
Found on a facebook group :) Reasons why its good...
1. You live longer. 2. You mature faster. 3. You never have to pay for a drink. 4. Doors just get opened for you everywhere you go. 5. Heavy things are for boys to take care of. 6. So are spiders. 7. You’re patient when it doesn’t work right and don’t opt to immediately throw it out the window. 8. Taking pictures has real importance… it’s a documentation of your life. 9. You can multi-task. 10....
“Why does the rabbit care about smoothies? :O”
And gonna buy these in basil →
Just about to buy these in blue →
